OK OK everyone and their dog has had an Ian Woan about modern football (could you ever take your mutt the match anyway?), so here’s our pennies worth as it get’s right on our Clemens Fritz. It’s pointless listing everything that’s wrong with it as we all know it’s pretty much everything, from the money and the lack of it being shared around for the good of the beautiful game, to the half and half scarf wearing wankers sat in front of you with their phones out for 90 minutes.
So in an attempt to come up with something a little bit deeper and cooler than just sticking Against Modern Football on a tee, we thought we’d start with the ridiculous ball they feel the need to fuck about with every season and add a bit of the back cover of a favourite album with a very apt title.
Blend in a bit of old school number font from when footy was boss, then sprinkle with another perfectly named track from said album and things don’t seem quite so bad. Did everyone get that?
Coming to a hospitality box near you soon.